Warning - unhealthy dose of jargons ahead
Strategy padh padhke pareshaan :(
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Bhai-giri --> Doctor-giri --> Gandhi-giri --> God-giri (???) ...
Should Munnabhai move up the value chain ?
What will be the intended and unintended consequences ?
How are competitors likely to react ?
Where is the bhaigiri industry heading for ?
What are the dominant trends ?
Where are Munnabhai and co. placed on the strategic group mp vi-a-vis competitors ?
What are their core competencies and distinctive competencies?...

Exam time shers

Ek ladki thi maggu si ...
Din raat magti thi ...
Notes banaakar, books uthaakar..
Galiyon se guzarti thi ...
Usey padhna tha shayad ...
Shayad 'D' aane se darti thi ...
Jab bhi mujhse mila karti thi...
to sarcastically poocha karti thi ...
Ki padhaai kaise hoti hai ...

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Slides bante hain, exams ka sama hota hai ...
Aise mausam mein hi to mugna jawan hota hai ...
Dil ki khunnas profs zubaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasaana to grades mein bayan hota hai !!

(Inspired by a sher in movie Sarfarosh.)

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Champu company ko leader kar de ...
Leader ko position khoni ...
Ek jagah jab jamaa ho teeno -
Vision,.. Mission ...auuur Strategy

(Inspired by Amar Akbar Anthony title track)

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"Case pe case, case pe case, aakir kab tak solve karenge case hi case ... Case pe case milte rahe lekin marks nahi. Case dene waalon ne sirf case diye lekin solutions nahi. Yahan ke profs ne case ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai. Case solve karte huey dimaag ki waat lag gayee ... Aur hua kya ... aakhir mila ek case. Case dene waale khud hi ek din ban jaayenge case, aur phir bhi milega sirf ek case. Aakhir kab tak chalega ye case ..." - Nee-Case

In Bangalore BMTC buses, many bus drivers act as conductors also ...
Just now I am enlightened with the answer of "Why do they do so?"

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Bangalore is Silicon valley of India
And Silicon is a semi-conductor.

SO, these bus drivers are true to the spirit of the city and are semi-conductors!!!!!

Cricket Special

Who is Bill gate's favourite cricketer?

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MS Dhoni

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What did Sir Bradman loved to do in spare time ?

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Just loaf around!

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Which is Rahul Dravi's favourite ice cream brand ? (This is an old one !!!)
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Kwality Walls

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Where do Pakistani players go to get priyagold biscuit

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To Inzamam ul Haq

(Priyagold's punchline is ... haq se maango !!!)

Tennis Special

Seeing the current form, only one player can defeat Roger Federer on grass court.
Who is he

Hint: He has retired....

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Jim Courier !!!!!

:P

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Which is a statistician's favourite tennis player

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Steffi Graf

:P
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