Priyanka Chopra rides Hero Honda Pleasure in Dostana ... why ?


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Tagline - Why should boys have all the fun !!!

Ek aur -->

Ek baar ek aadmi tha ... Uska naam tha 'A'.

Uska ek dost tha ... Uska bhi naam tha 'A'

Unke bhi 1-1 dost ka naam ha 'A'

All the 4 people start a music band. But they think hat their name is not musical enough. So they chose a collective name (which all four of them use). Uske bad unka band superhit ho jaata hai ... Bolo, which name did they choose ?

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Answer - A.R Rahman (A are Rahman)

Sorry for being quite irregular on this blog
(to whatver minuscule people who read this blog!)

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Ek aur intellectual sawaal -->

Titanic mein itne sare log marte hain ... but Kate Winslet nahi marti .... kyun ?



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Usne JACK lagaya tha !!!

What would Alexander The Great have been called had he been a software engineer ??

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C- Kandar

Why do people achieve new depths when they go out to bore people in a proper way ?

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Coz they bore properly
i.e. They bore-well !

What would 18 people drinking tea together see on TV ?


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CNN-IBN, CNBC etc. (TV 18 ... Tea We 18)

What would be name of the movie that Subhash Ghai will make on Indira Nooyi ?


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Soda-gar

Deewar (The Wall) --> Yaad hai Glenn saab, 10 saal pehle ek batsman jisko aapne outside the off stump ball kii thi aur usne khelne se inkaar kar diya tha ...

(After Glenn says "haan ..."lekin tum ye kyun pooch rahe ho")

... Main aaj bhi outside the off stump ki ball nahi khelta

Why are single females bad ?

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Ans --- Kyunki wo paapi hoti hain

Sin gal

Jab insaan khush ho, tab woh copy paste nahi maarta ... Kyun ?


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Kyunki uske paas gum nahi rehta

Tanushree Dutta ke ghar Emraan Hashmi aaya aur wo bimaar ho gayee ... kyun ?

aa-sick banaya aapne


Ab wo theek kahan hogi ?


Na-sick (Nasik)

Why can't you refuse an offer for the Tata's 1 lakh car ?

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Coz it is "NA NO"

Jis insaan mein koi kami na ho, like raymond man .. usey kya kahenge ?


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Kami-na

What would you call Forrest Gump if he eats rasgulla ?

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Dessert Gump