Deewar (The Wall) --> Yaad hai Glenn saab, 10 saal pehle ek batsman jisko aapne outside the off stump ball kii thi aur usne khelne se inkaar kar diya tha ...

(After Glenn says "haan ..."lekin tum ye kyun pooch rahe ho")

... Main aaj bhi outside the off stump ki ball nahi khelta

Why are single females bad ?

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Ans --- Kyunki wo paapi hoti hain

Sin gal

Jab insaan khush ho, tab woh copy paste nahi maarta ... Kyun ?


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Kyunki uske paas gum nahi rehta

Tanushree Dutta ke ghar Emraan Hashmi aaya aur wo bimaar ho gayee ... kyun ?

aa-sick banaya aapne


Ab wo theek kahan hogi ?


Na-sick (Nasik)

Why can't you refuse an offer for the Tata's 1 lakh car ?

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Coz it is "NA NO"

Jis insaan mein koi kami na ho, like raymond man .. usey kya kahenge ?


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Kami-na

What would you call Forrest Gump if he eats rasgulla ?

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