Warning: Highly insane stuff ahead ...
SHOLAY (cricket version)
a retired cricketer from pakistan ... wasim akram wants to hire two ex-cricketer to fight betting which has plagued the pakistan cricket team ... and has cost him too dear even personally ...
those 2 cricketers are mohammad azharrudin(veeru) and hansie cronje(jai) ... two small betters ...
when another cricketer asked akram ... why those two ... he says wo fixers hain but acche cricketers hain (... wo khatarnak hai ...par bahadur hain) ... (flashback : tow the two managed to win a match for a club which was fixd by their teammates)
meanwhile ... in a charity match ...
(maninder singh: hum clive llyod ke west indies team ke zamaane ke bowler hain ... aaahaa ...
aadha over inswing ... aadhe over outswing ... aur baaki balls straight daali ... aaaahaaa ...
pitch mein surang .... aaaahaaa)
so cronje an azhar go to sharjah to fight it ...
where they meet mandira bedi ...jinhe jyaada befizuul ki baatein karne ki aadat to hai nahi !!!
they initially think ki they wud run away with the betting ka paisa from sharjah from akram's house ... but then decide against it ...
an attack of fixers happen ... and they prevent a match fixing ...
the betters go back to there sardar (gabbar type ....) ...
gabbar : kitne players thein ... wo 2 aur tum 3 ... to bhi match fix nahi kar paaye ... (ha ha ha ...shoot ... shoot ... shoot ... ha ha ha) ... arrrey ... sharjah india pakistan ODI kab hai re ...
a foiled attempt by gabbar the better during that seaon ...
azhar : hum aapki bahut izzat karte thin wasim saab ... but aapne un goondon ki pitaai kyun nahi ki ...
wasim: sunna chahte ho ... bahuuuuut lambi kahaani hai ...
(flashback on how gabbar was caught by him during betting and how he escaped ... and how he destroyed the akram ka bat etc) ...
(meanwhile
hansie: azhar ka kya hai ... jab team mein rehta hai to kaam rehta hai
mausiji: wo team ke bahar bhi rehta hai ...
haan fixing karne walon ko itni jaldi lete nahi
to wo fixing bhi karta hai ...
kya kaein ... batting performance ko dekh team me jagah milti to hai nahi ...
to wo batting bhi kharab karta hai ...
mausiji ... models ke peeche bhaagne se time miley tab to wo batting karega ...etc.)
(aur ... azhar teaches mandira to bat ... cronje says ... haan haan ye to bradman ke pote hain ...
mandira: yuuun ki ye bradman kaun hai ...etc etc)
meanwhile few cricketers ge removed from team for not supporting fixing (danish kaneria ... later his father asks ... itna sannata kyun hai bhai)
aur phir gabbar ke aadmi kidnap azhar and madira ko kehte hai : jab tak tum set max pe non stop commentry dogi ... tab tak iski jaan rahegi ...)
azhar: mandiraaa in kutto ke saamne commentry mat dena !!
end mein hansie comes to rescue ... a big fight ... dhishum dhishum ...
hansie tosses a coin (yes ... he used the same coin when he was the captain) ... and then dies in the fight ... gabbar masterminds a plane crash ...
(sad song: ye match ... hum nahiiii haarenge ...)
akram: iske liye mera bat kya ... mera reverse swing hi kaafi hai ...)
dhishum dhishum ...
gabbar gets arrested ... match fixing khallas !!
azhar plans to return ... and mandira waits in air india flight for him ...
