Wednesday, March 28, 2007

/*Slaughter of creativity during exam time*/

Marketing special:
Kotler kotler ...
Brand Positioning ke funde bolkar...
Market share udaa le gaya ...

Fincance special:
Myers aur Brealey aksar ye baatein karte hain ... tum hote to aisa hota, tum hote to waisa hota, tum iss stock mein invest karte, tum ye options khareedte, tum iss company ki intrinsic value nikalte, tum usscompany se dividend lete ... lekin sach to ye hai ki puraa project negative NPV hai, lekin dil kehta hai ye investment sahi hai

Linear programming special:
Prof kehte hain badaa naam karega
Student hamaara ek LP solve karega
Magar yeh to ...
Koi na jaane ki mere basic variables hain kahaan

2 comments:

Anuj lakhotia said...

i was 'laughing all the way' as i read from top to bottom

wud keep coming for more...keep rolling it out
...surprisingly no comments!!

Nikesh Rathi said...

Thanks :)