Saturday, July 14, 2007

Exam time shers

Ek ladki thi maggu si ...
Din raat magti thi ...
Notes banaakar, books uthaakar..
Galiyon se guzarti thi ...
Usey padhna tha shayad ...
Shayad 'D' aane se darti thi ...
Jab bhi mujhse mila karti thi...
to sarcastically poocha karti thi ...
Ki padhaai kaise hoti hai ...

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Slides bante hain, exams ka sama hota hai ...
Aise mausam mein hi to mugna jawan hota hai ...
Dil ki khunnas profs zubaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasaana to grades mein bayan hota hai !!

(Inspired by a sher in movie Sarfarosh.)

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Champu company ko leader kar de ...
Leader ko position khoni ...
Ek jagah jab jamaa ho teeno -
Vision,.. Mission ...auuur Strategy

(Inspired by Amar Akbar Anthony title track)

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"Case pe case, case pe case, aakir kab tak solve karenge case hi case ... Case pe case milte rahe lekin marks nahi. Case dene waalon ne sirf case diye lekin solutions nahi. Yahan ke profs ne case ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai. Case solve karte huey dimaag ki waat lag gayee ... Aur hua kya ... aakhir mila ek case. Case dene waale khud hi ek din ban jaayenge case, aur phir bhi milega sirf ek case. Aakhir kab tak chalega ye case ..." - Nee-Case

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol!! Maza aa gaya padh ke... :D Last wala sab se acha tha...

suhaib iyaz said...

'Nee case' was too good !

Mrinal Bhattacharya said...

my god..Nikesh you're crazy and i loved ur posts...
infact my whole classmates are giggling on wat u wrote in...
nice job dude...